Me: We are missing a nipple. Pat: (starts laughing) Me: Graham is five and a half months old. When are you going to stop laughing every time I say "nipple?" Me: I don't feel like I'm seeing results from working out yet. Pat: I do. When I saw you on the jumbotron, I thought you looked really skinny. Pat: Have you seen my phone? Me: Nope. Pat: Can you call it? (his phone starts ringing somewhere) Pat: I hear it but I can't find it. Call it again. (his phone starts ringing somewhere) Pat: I found it. It was in Graham's nursery (where our son was already asleep for the night). Me: Did it wake him up? Pat: I don't think so.
It's crazy but it's fun. It's imperfect but it's thoughtful. This is my life as I know it.