Vol. 4 Pat: Graham, why are you fighting this? A lot of people would pay money to have someone wipe their butt. Pat: Remember when I woke you up last night because I thought Graham was crying? Me: Yes, it was 6 a.m. and he wasn't crying. Pat: Well, after I checked the monitor I heard it again and then I figured out what I was hearing. Me: What? Pat: My nose was stuffed up and making noises when I was breathing. (on a road trip to Findlay, Pat was driving) Pat: If you really love me you'll give me that cup so I can pee in it. Me: What? Pat: Is there anything in this car I can pee in? Me: Are you joking? Pat: No I'm not joking. I real
It's crazy but it's fun. It's imperfect but it's thoughtful. This is my life as I know it.