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Overheard in the Robinson household

Me: We are missing a nipple.
Pat: (starts laughing)
Me: Graham is five and a half months old. When are you going to stop laughing every time I say "nipple?"
                                                                                                                                                                 

Me: I don't feel like I'm seeing results from working out yet.
Pat: I do. When I saw you on the jumbotron, I thought you looked really skinny.
                                                                                                                                                                  

Pat: Have you seen my phone?
Me: Nope.
Pat: Can you call it?
(his phone starts ringing somewhere)
Pat: I hear it but I can't find it. Call it again.
(his phone starts ringing somewhere)
Pat: I found it. It was in Graham's nursery (where our son was already asleep for the night).
Me: Did it wake him up?
Pat: I don't think so.
                                                                                                                                                                 

Me: Do you know where Sophie is?
Pat: No...that scares me that Grady got her
Me: Can't find her anywhere. Have you seen her since this weekend? Maybe she's still in the car?
Pat: Perhaps. I haven't seen her for a while.
Me: I found her. She was in Graham's swing.
Pat: And she's not in a heap of bile in our yard. We all win.
*Sophie is not a living animal but rather a baby teething toy. No animals were hurt.
                                                                                                                                                                
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