Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Overheard in the Robinson Household vol. 2

Pat: If you didn't know any better you'd think we were feeding an army.
Me: We take taco night very seriously in this house.
Pat: You've got that right. It is our heritage after all.

Me: Don't grab my fat chin. How do I get rid of that fat anyway?
Pat: Start doing chin exercises.
Me: I do, every time I talk.
Pat: Then you should have the skinniest chin in the world.


Pat: I ate one of Graham's blueberry puffs and then took a drink of my summer shandy and I was pleasantly surprised. Want to try it?


Pat: Will you hold this for a second?
Me: You mean, our son?


Pat: What do you think Jesus would say about your breath?


Pat: He (Graham) is not going to start shitting his brains out now, is he?


Pat: That was my first outdoor asparagus pee. It was weird.